Friday, December 15, 2006

Karmic Education

Eve just discovered she may have a talent she never knew she had.

Guess what? It seems Eve may have a talent at educating ex-boyfriends to be better to their NEW girlfriends. Read: Eve does not benefit from it. Eve doesn't even get paid by their new girlfriends.

Eve doesn't know if she was such a bad girlfriend or a good enough one for the men to learn how to treat women properly AFTER her.

Ex-boyfriend S used to be unsettled. Now, he's in a stable relationship with a nice girl. Even he himself admits he didn't treat Eve properly when they were together. He told Eve he learnt a lot from her.

Ex-boyfriend C is well, not very good at being devoted. Friends of Eve do not like him and honestly when Eve thinks back, it's amazing how Eve hung on. Now he's also devoted to one and says Eve taught him how to put women on a pedestal and love her which allowed him to win the heart of his current girl.

Ex-Boyfriend Y was quite reserved. He was not for affection in public and not such into social activities. Now, apparently Y knows how to show affection in public and probably parties even more than Eve.

A friend of Eve jokes maybe Eve should write a book about this.

What is it? Was Eve so terrible that they can only learn to give proper treatment to people after her? If so, why is it the lessons they learn don't seem to be so terrible?

Eve is tired of educating boyfriends for other people. This education is paid for with nothing else but Eve's heartache, tears and pain. Eve is trying to think of it as accumulating good karma.

Good karma for an educated man please, thank you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

TWO more years. =)

Kismet said...

Hahahahahha